July 2011
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Capitalization...
The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Jul 26th
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DO YOU HATE CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE?
Then PLEASE do you part today to help out an AMAZING nonprofit organization in Chicago: The Chicago Children’s Advocacy Center. This organization helps abused and sexually abused children in Chicago and provides them with the advocacy and support they need to heal. They are currently in the running to win a new van in Toyota’s 100 Cars for Good contest. Currently, over 80% of the...
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June 2011
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“I know many people are concerned about the destruction of the sanctity of...”
– NY Senator Diane Savino (via tams77)
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May 2011
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April 2011
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mandaflewaway: CLICK TO MAKE SOME MUSIC this is AMAZING. and Beautiful. and FUN. and wow. 
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March 2011
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Mar 2nd
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"Life's too short for the wrong job"
tomatoneedles: (source)
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August 2010
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cubsmagicnumber: My Official 2010 Chicago Cubs Calendar has featured the following players: May: Rich Harden June: Ryan Theriot July: Mike Fontenot August: Derrek Lee So when I got to my office this morning, I thought I should check out who’s featured in September. It’s Alphonso Soriano. If one believed in signs and portents, one might think something was afoot here. I’ll let you draw your...
Aug 19th
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July 2010
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just a fun chicago moment on snl's weekend update... →
Damn my being from Schaumburg… (via fuckkyeahchicago)
Jul 20th
ATTENTION IDIOTS →
Thank you. That is all.
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February 2010
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dsmoore: Sweet stop animation!
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My Current Favorite Poem
You fit into me you fit into me like a hook into an eye a fish hook in an open eye - Margaret Atwood
Oct 18th
i may never have a man, but i've got the best...
Me: can we PLEASE just get completely wasted at all of our friends' wedding showers/baby showers/bachelorette parties/weddings...etc. together?? kthanks. that'd be fabulous.
MP: I will be dancing on the bar at all the aforementioned events. Meet me there, beer bong in hand ready to go.
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September 2009
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jakeandamir: Hilary
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“Never take it seriously. If you never take it seriosuly, you never get hurt. You...”
– Penny Lane
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August 2009
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To the @MarquetteU class of 2013...
There’s electricity in the air today on Marquette University’s campus.  As I was walking down Wisconsin Ave. on my way to my internship, I passed by every freshman dorm.  You could just feel the excitement and nerves of all the incoming freshman as they unloaded their belongings from their parents car and into their new home. The energy was contagious. I felt myself getting excited...
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“Love isn’t about the romantic nights or gifts. It isn’t about fireworks going...”
– [unknown]
Aug 15th
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“More dancing and less fighting may be the secret to world peace.”
–  my mom. i think she’s onto something =]
Aug 14th
July 2009
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“In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes...”
– Robert Frost
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If I'm 5 hours north, does that mean it's 5 hours...
Jeff (in Peoria, IL): What time is it by you, anyway?
Me (in Milwaukee, WI): um, the same time that it is by you. Jeff, I'm just NORTH of you.
Jeff (still in Peoria): oh. Well, I didn't go to school to study time zones...
Jul 17th