i may never have a man, but i've got the best girlfriends.
Me: can we PLEASE just get completely wasted at all of our friends' wedding showers/baby showers/bachelorette parties/weddings...etc. together?? kthanks. that'd be fabulous.
MP: I will be dancing on the bar at all the aforementioned events. Meet me there, beer bong in hand ready to go.
